Monday, December 21, 2009

The Dark Tower IV: Web browsing

Note: I finished this book a few weeks ago, but a post was pushed back by a few other things that we've been doing on here.


WIZARD AND GLASS

I stated in my last post that this book was probably my least favorite of the bunch the first time I read the series. Until I read the rest of the books again, I can't say if it still holds that spot. What I can say is that I understand better this book's role in the overall story.

"Wizard and Glass" is primarily the backstory of the Gunslinger prior to where we meet in the first book. It's the story of what happens to him after he earns his guns, finds out his mother is cheating on his father with a magician and then is sent away to an outlying region called Mejis by his father with his friends Cuthbert and Alain.

I am not going to hit the whole plot here. Ultimately, this story shouts clearly how Roland became a killer driven by one ultimate goal - The Dark Tower. He's only 14 here as he sacrifices his first love for the tower and foresakes all that would join him that they would likely die in the hunt the tower.

In all, it's an important character developing book. It's also the one in the series that Snake would probably like best. It has an old west feel during the tale of Mejis. There is also an awesome war scene as the Gunslinger rides for the first time into a battle outnumbered.

In conclusion, I decided to make this post more about the allure of the series. So I did some research. I am going to post a Youtube tribute (there are a large amount of these and some them are poorly made and overtop) and some websites. I know Snake likes to troll the web. If he has time, he may enjoy some of this.

No. 1 - Here's a good video. The music is referenced in the final couple books. The art comes from the book and from a comic book series.


No. 2 - The official website - Lots of good stuff here. Check out the connections part. I've been meaning to do a post on this, but why when they are all there for you. There is also an interactive thing that I haven't checked out yet.


No. 3 - Another website. I guess I like seeing that I am not the only junkie of this stuff.



I'll stop there, but maybe I'll post more as I look around more.

Next up - The Wolves of Calla. I don't have this one, but I am hoping it will be in the stocking this Chrsitmas.


Monday, December 14, 2009

Red's CD Project Story 2: Part 4 – Reap

Note: OK, so this part is long. Really long. Believe it or not, this is what I intended to write in the very first section before I realized I had to get here first. This was a hard section to write due to it being first person for much of it. Dialogue, in the form of storytelling, is hard. If I go back and edit and clean this up, this part will likely need a lot of work. But, for now, I hope you enjoy. 

Disc 1
Track 4: House of Doom – Black Label Society

“They say you reap what you sow. Hell, if that ain’t a fact”

Nestor turned his back and, for a second, Oan considered driving the spear, which was still lying across his chest, between the old man’s shoulder blades. He had asked the questions that had been running through his mind and his soul since pulling Nestor from the Belnor, but now he was not entirely sure he wanted to hear the answer. His chance for attack slipped as Nestor glanced over his shoulder, the light hitting the ridge of the scar that ran down his face. He thought both Nestor’s mouth and the scar grinned daring him to try.

Oan instead tossed the spear aside, rose from the fire, his skin healing fully as he did. He fed a few more logs into the flames and dropped to the ground. Doom settled over Oan as Nestor’s voice started with a low rumble that seemed to echo off the dark sky and reach the ears of Old and New Moon. Oan heard movements from the camp, but he knew as that as long as the voice spoke that the Aldroubi would stay away knowing not to interrupt a telling such as this. While the story conjured evil, the spirits of the forest, of the river, of the wild and of the earth would want to hear. Interrupting would only incur their wrath.

Nestor began, perhaps with a tear running down his cheek although it very well could have been a cold sweat. Oan was not close enough to tell.

“Aye, the Sorna watch failed. On the day a thousand season cycles ago that Tarek Grandar cast Salama to his tomb in the sand, he posted two-dozen towers along the sprawl of the barren land to watch for the demon’s return. He blessed the men charged to give watch, but cursed them if they failed. The men of watch came from the city of Noce, heart of the great kingdom of Nocnil, one of the seven great kingdoms of the old age. If I may add, the only one of those great kingdoms that remains, unless of course you believe the tales and such of Arna, which they say is west of the Sorna. Don’t believe them boy! Everything dies west of Noce. Only the damned come back from those sands.

“Since that day men have been trained to watch the sand blow and shift across the vast wasteland. It takes a keen eye, my boy, it does and a strong heart. Most of all your taught the tale of Salama, of Tarek and his blade Lunar. To watch, because even today, those in black cloaks try their hand at the desert to find the hidden tomb, deliver a baby of pure stock and bring the demon back to life. But for years, those in the black cloaks have dwindled and all but disappeared from the earth. The watch grew uneventful and boring.

“Arrogant and restless were youngest men of the watch. Too good, they were to watch sand and their time too valuable to guard against an old fantasy. Too many days, too many nights, they left their posts unwatched. I warned them, I being the oldest still alive. I could feel a change, smell it you know, in the dust kicked up by the wind.

“Then one day, I spotted his ashen corpse top a golden dune far off in the distance. Even with my sharp eyes, I had to squint to see the demon. I was alone atop my tower and I sounded a horn, but no one came. As the day drew on, I blew the horn more as the bedeviled man closed in leaving a black trail of dead steps in the sand. He arrived as the sun burned its way to the underworld and behind me Old Moon’s cracked face peaked over the horizon.

“The demon recoiled at the sight of Old Moon. I think the old wound from Lunar flared just then and Salama thought of Tarek Grandar and the blade born from Old Moon’s own face. I saw it all on the demon’s face, you see, because I wasn’t bout to forfeit my tower and my honor without a battle.

“I’d been trained and tested, my boy. I had lived through battles and brawls. I was good boy, as you can now attest. But I knew that no sword or staff of mine would pierce this demon’s skin. My only defense was the old skins filled long ago with the icy waters of the Belnor where it touches the heavens (where it is at its most pure) brought by Tarek Grandar and placed in each tower. It was said the Belnor water, once thrown on the demon, would extinguish the fires boiling in his blood.

“So armed with nothing more than a skin of water, I rushed down the stairs of my tower and met the man that torched kingdoms and nearly devoured all the world.

“He was like no man I’ve seen. His skin, nay, it wasn’t skin. It was flaky and black, not like those of the men from the south, but like ash and some blew off in a strong wind. The demon had four arms, two from his shoulders like you and I, and another short pair from the side his chest. He wore a black robe that covered his naked chest. There were no pupils to his eyes, just a clear surface that changed colors and tones from purple to red to a milky white. There was little else to the form to his face, just subtle features that had not yet taken shape. My current scarred features pale in ugliness to that monstrosity.

“In a scabbard was the black sword he received from the lord of the underworld so long ago. In his hand, a whip was unfurled, but not naturally dangling. It was coiled and tense.

“His ugliness burned at my eyes, but I could not look away and he did not speak for I do not think he had a tongue. Least not one that had grown through the ash and decay yet. Nor did I speak because I knew there was no reasoning with a demon. Only action in the ways of the demons and such – ill-intentioned action that scars and carves great craters of agony in the light.

“I fumbled with the skin, unscrewing a cap sealed for what I thought was centuries, but I knew straight away that the treachery that had reborn this monster had sullied my only defense. The water inside was warm and dirty. The kind of water I was bathed in as a babe and drank all my days. This was no Belnor water. This was water from Serj, a nasty pool south of Noce. Someone, likely a man of the Sorna Watch, had replaced the true water. A shame and a curse, I put upon that unknown man every morning when I awake.

“Alas, I sprayed the water anyway at the demon and he didn’t so much as flinch. All I heard was slight crackle like pissing on a fire as it landed on his ashen skin and then nothing. I swear the demon smiled then revealing a row of razor sharp teeth and a fiery abyss beyond.

“Then he cracked his whip once with a grin and then unleashed its hell. It snapped and whizzed.

“Now boy, I’m fast. Even for a man whose hairs are gray and back is weak, I was quick enough. I snatched the tip from the air with my right hand. The sting pierced my skin, but my speed did impress the demon. I held the whip contemplating pulling it hard. Then I heard a snap, then a crack. In my hand, the tip of the whip was biting away at my first two fingers. The whip had a face of a snake that had a full mouth of teeth and venom. I shrieked pulling away, the snake grinned taking my two fingers with it.

“The pain coursed through my arm and I feared a poison that may burn through my soul. I was paralyzed as I fell to my knees. The sand below seemed to be swallowing me up. The whip or the snake or whatever the cursed thing was slithered along ground toward me, hungry for blood, for bone.

“The last I remember was it stiffening once on the ground and then uncoiling toward my face. It’s jaw unhinged, gorging down my face then plucking my eyeball straight away from my socket. There a wet noise, my boy, when your eye leaves your skull. One that haunts my dreams and turns my insides even to this day.

“I screamed and everything after was black. I didn’t dream. I didn’t stir. For hours, nay it may even been days, my blood soaked into the Sorna. Why the demon or the snake didn’t finish me, I cannot say. I reckon the horror and shame of my failure was more pleasurable to the demon then my demise.

“For when I awoke that’s what I was forced to confront in the form of a string of corpses lining the road back to Noce. All of them men, of which many were men of the watch that had answered my horn’s call too late.

“The men were devoured, ruined and drained of their blood. They appeared to be corpses left in the sand for months, not one’s lying there for less than a day. With each, the jaws were wrenched open in a final scream of horror. The first few, I stopped and wept by. Then the numbers became too many, the feeling inside too numb.

“But I tell ya, boy. What was done to the men was terrible, that’s for sure. I soon discovered though, it was much more favorable to the fate of the women. That hell, along with a poison slowing coursing through my veins, sent me on the run to the waters of the Belnor.”

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

1001 Albums (401-415): If I Should Fall From Grace With God - Infected

Note: Back by popular demand, we get a wide variety of acts and sound here especially at the top of the list. I think Snake will have plenty to write about from this group.


The Good

If You Can Believe Your Eyes and Ears (1966) by The Mama’s and The Papa’s

Jon Phillips song writing ability melded with the unique harmonizing vocals, which was the staple of the group. The hippie aura, fat Mama Cass, hot Michelle Philips, they are still part of pop culture lore. This album features hits “Monday, Monday,” “California Dreamin’”, and “Go Where You Wanna Go.”

Ill Communication (1994) by Beastie Boys

A turning point for the Boys as they transitioned from a young strictly party group to a group of guys trying to say something. Jumping off this album is “Sabotage” that, along with its classic video, became one of the biggest, most important tunes of the 1990s. Definitely an album that belongs on this list!

Imagine (1971) by John Lennon

Probably the biggest post-Beatle album, Imagine is an all-star cast, No. 1 blockbuster. The title track is the probably the singular song people think about when they here Lennon’s name. It’s his mantra, his biggest idea. “How” and “Jealous Guy” are the two other tracks that hit it really big as singles.

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida (1968) by Iron Butterfly

Most people would say that one song does not make an album, but in this case their wrong. Without the 17 minute title track, Iron Butterfly likely would never be talked about again. While I don’t know if people need to own this album, they do need to hear it once or twice in their life. It’s an experience like no other. “Hey Marge, we used to make out to this hymm.” I had to sneak that in.

I Never Loved A Man The Way I Love You (1967) by Aretha Franklin

Possibly one of the most important female albums of the century, it hits right away with the cover of Otis Redding’s “Respect.” From there, Franklin mixes in covers with self wrote, self-accompanied tunes that displayed the freedom Atlantic records gave her.

The Middle

I’m A Lonesome Fugitive (1967) by Merle Haggard

Haggard saw Johnny Cash play at San Quentin and realized that there was a big market with former convicts singing country songs. Haggard, an ex-convict released a string of albums focused on his past, this being the height of his self-exploration.

I’m Your Man (1988) by Leonard Cohen

Cohen is a poet that decided to sing his poem. I haven’t made it through many of his songs, but he has a signature voice and his lyrics (always strong) usually are dripping with either sexuality or humor (often both). I am not familiar with these songs, but might be worth looking up.

In A Silent Way (1969) by Miles Davis

This is a stepping-stone to the later high point of Davis’ career “Bitches Brew.” This album features two 20-minute songs that use silent moments as part of the effect. Also appearing are Herbie Hancock and Chick Corea.

The Best of the Rest

If I Should Fall From Grace With God (1988) by The Pogues

A nine-piece Irish band sounds like it might be fun to listen too. It’s kind of fun, drinking kind of music.

The Rest

If You’re Feeling Sinister (1996) by Belle and Sebastian

Well these two Scots were a big mystery in the UK as they refused to make appearances often sending friends in their sted. They also used a former boxer (Stuart Murdoch) as their vocalist. Yet, the two barely-out-of-high-school kids seemed to make decent music.

I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night) (1967) by The Electric Prunes

Here’s the best band name of the week. A group of teenagers plucked from their garage by a real estate agent, provided professional song writers that released an album that later inspired some punk bands in the 70s.

Illmatic (1994) by Nas

Here’s a rap album that unlike its contemporaries exposes the realities of the streets and gang life rather than trying to glorify them. Also infused with jazz to add depth.

Immigres (1984) by Youssou N’Dour

A Senegal star is born. I guess there are four songs here on a 34-minute album. That’s something to talk about.

Imperial Bedroom (1982) by Elvis Costello and The Attractions

Well it’s been awhile since we had an Elvis Costello album. Once again, here’s a simply amazing album that apparently no one really liked but critics. Maybe it’s good, I don’t know.

Infected (1986) by The The

Apparently this angry Brit, didn’t like Ronald Reagan, capitalism or AIDS. So he made this album with this silly, stupid band name.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Red's CD Project Story 2: Part 3 – Changing courses

Note: It may be a bad pun to say it was burning me to get this part started. I knew how I wanted it to go, I just didn't have time to write it. Unlike some other things I've written like this, I am tickling in more backstory as we move the current story forward. I think that's why it feels like a lot has happened even though, through three parts we're still by the fire. 


Disc 1
Track 3: All Messed Up – The Donnas

“You turn me inside out and upside down… Now I am all messed up”

Oan was a blur, grasping the spear and charging in one mesmerizing movement. Since a boy, he had lived by the hunt. Ten season cycles into life, he had slain a full-grown bear with this very spear and a stone. He still wore those bear’s teeth on a necklace around his neck. There was no man among the Aldroubi that could equal his speed, his stealth and his precision during a hunt. Oan was a born killer.

He skipped over the fire instead of going around, the spear point directed at the heart of Nestor, who didn’t so much as flinch until the spearhead neared the brown flesh poking out below the fur wrapped around his body.

Then Nestor was gone, disappeared to Oan’s eyes with some sort of magic. Oan could accept no other explanation; least of all being that Nestor was quicker and better than he. In fact, the old man from across Belnor had done the impossible dodging the spearhead with such speed that he seemed to leave wrinkles in air as he moved. Before Oan could react, the spear was tugged forward with his momentum carried with it. The world spun and he felt a leg sweep under his and, for an instant, he was staring at Old Moon’s fractured gaze before landing on his back with a thud and a crackle.

The thud was from a log; the crackle was from the fire. Nestor was atop him bracing the spear’s shaft against his chest. His wrinkled face and deadeye staring down with drool falling from his lips. Underneath Oan, the fire burned away at his body. He could feel the flames roasting away, the blisters forming and then one popped spewing forth his frozen blood.

Everything was silent then except for heavy breathing of two men as Oan’s lifeforce kissed the flames, which danced as if the blood was a new, better fuel. His blood dripped down and then the fire screamed and hissed at its touch as if doused with a bucket of water and then shot out in all directions colored blue and green instead of orange.

Oan heard his comrades drawn to the fire by the commotion, scream in horror at the flames. They saw Oan, the boy raised by the witch, pinned to the fire and yet not burning. For years, rumors had swirled about what the witch had done to him. Now, they were all sure that his blood and his body were polluted by some spell. His longtime tribesmen, some of them he considered friends, fled with screams. Oan knew the Aldroubi well. They would regroup their wits and mettle soon. Then they would come back with spears and bows and maybe even the swords of their grandfathers to drive him away. His time with the Aldroubi was over.

His gaze returned to Nestor’s face. The old man was unaffected by all that was around him. Oan felt the strange tickle of his skin healing on his back as his chilled blood was suffocating the flames. He pushed up against Nestor, but the man was ungodly strong.

“Stop you’s fighting,” Nestor voice was strained. He could not keep Oan down like this long. “I let you up soons enough, I will.”

He felt another flame spring up and heard his skin pop on his left shoulder blade. Shadows hit Nestor’s face, making him more ugly and deadlier all the same.

“I’s had you pegged from the start boy, so I did,” Nestor started with his strange accent thick again. “Those waters still chills me to the bone a day later. Yet, you go in neck-high to get me and you’s skin is burning hot by the time we reach the bank. While’s I sit here shivering by the fire, you’re bear-chested and brave.”

“My blood runs cold, old man,” Oan said trying more to push the man off.

“Stop it boy, I’ve been a-watch in the Sorna since well-before you walked this earth. No one’s blood runs warmer than mine, I’ll hold you hear all night if I’s have to.”

Finally, Oan ceased struggling and his felt Nestor’s grip loosen.

“Now, I’ll know one thing before I let you up and from there it’s likely we’ll both be going on our way.”

“What is it, cursed man?”

“Gentle, boy. I’ve tangled with one demon on this earth before and paid a great cost for it. I know one when I’s see it with my good and bad eye. So what is it boy? What sort of demon are ye?”

Over Nestor’s shoulder, Oan could make out New Moon’s blue curved smile. It calmed him a little even though he knew his life was forever turned from its coarse. The witch had told him that one such as him could never grow comfortable on one path because sooner or later he’d have to go another direction.

He settled on Nestor’s empty socket and he was the man saw best from that one.

“I am Oan Stoneheart. The Belnor has taken my breath once. Madra the Lurking Witch healed me with a curse. The blood in my veins runs forever like the Belnor’s iced waters. My course is set to the underworld for one final great battle, but that is a very long journey and one that meanders often.”

Oan stopped, gauging Nestor’s reaction. There was little asthis man had seen enough not to be surprised by tales of witches and curses.

“Now, tell me man of the Sorna watch. Does thee spy for Salama of the Sand since thee failed you’re watch? Or do you truly flee from his evil?”

The lines on Nestor’s face slackened and he stood up.