Drama
A Business Trip
Biologist
Brief
Synopsis: Wayne
and Bella have murder on their minds when they happen to meet at the bar across
from the Continental Hotel.
Thrill Before the Kill
Planning to kill and doing it are
two very different things. The tension building in both their bodies was a testament
to that truth. His was a simple job with one target. Hers was complicated with
global consequences. Neither knew as they struck up a conversation on the
stools at the bar across from the Continental Hotel in Washington, D.C. that
the other was suppressing the anxiety of his and her’s first potential kill. Yet
that energy was like a magnet attracting the two together.
She expounded on how the government
was destroying the environment and exploiting biology for devious reasons. He
commented on how American culture robbed people of their individuality. Both agreed
that a reckoning was coming.
The energy percolated in their
blood stream, mixing with the alcohol. Just one other thing could alleviate the
stress. They both sensed it. Just before midnight they entered his room — No. 910
at the Continental — and the alleviating commenced.
As the throes of passion subsided
and the booze dissipated making his limbs feel as if they were floating, the
compulsion to confess overwhelmed him.
“A man paid me ten thousand dollars
to kill his wife today.”
She blinked at him, shaking away
the pull of a deep vodka-induced slumber.
“Who?”
“The woman you spent the afternoon
with at the White House.”
“You’re going to kill Cookie?”
“That’s the plan.” He reached over
to the nightstand, put on a glove, and then pulled a pistol from the drawer.
“She’s in the adjoining room, and the door is unlocked. Do you think I should
do it?”
The
Abilonis Check In
Cookie began her adult life rolling in dough. Just not the green kind.
After a mediocre high school career, her uncle hired her as cheap labor in his
bakery in Middleburg, Virginia. Mornings passed with her elbow-deep in mixing
up bread, cakes and, of course, cookies. While working the counter one day a
year later, she met Lou Abiloni, a rising star in the Middleburg realty scene.
Several dates and a few extra orders of cookies for non-existent house showings
later, Lou proposed to Cookie.
Happily ever after from there.
Well, mostly.
Twin boys – Lou Jr. and Lester – arrived, grew, raised a bit of hell,
and then went off to college into ever-fruitful Liberal Arts programs. Lou Jr. is living in sin with some woman ten
years his senior, and Lester occupies the Abiloni’s basement between shifts of
delivering pizza around Middleburg. For Cookie and Lou, twenty-five years of
life flew by with the usual ups and downs of a marriage. Now both were waiting for the “Death do us
part” part. Well, waiting isn’t exactly the right word.
Trying to hurry the parting part along is what brings the Abilonis to
the lobby of the Continental Hotel. Lou, with his dark hair combed over the top
of his pale dome and wearing a wrinkled blue suit, consulted his wristwatch
every few moments. Cookie, a stout woman with hips wider than her shoulders,
believed in perms that twirled her red locks in tight loops close to her head and
in sweatshirts bought from Wal-Mart featuring animals and kooky sayings. In the
lobby, she sported a sky-blue number with a squirrel clutching a chestnut and
with yellow lettering proclaiming “LET’S GET NUTTY!” She packed a matching one
for Lou despite his vehement protests against wearing anything but suits
outside of the house.
“I bet I can get Trump to put on the sweatshirt,” Cookie said. In
front of them a long-legged blonde dickered with the clerk about her room.
“I’ll get a picture of it, and I betcha they’ll put it on TV.”
“First, Mr. Trump doesn’t have time for that. He’s too busy. Second,
you’re not seeing him because you’re not leaving the hotel. You’d get lost.”
“Too busy, that’s rich. All men are just too damn busy.”
“Not that again. I told you three months ago that this wasn’t a
vacation. I’ve got work
to do.”
Lou had told her that
this trip was for business and not pleasure a hundred times before, knowing
she’d never listen. He planned this early spring trip to D.C. for two big reasons.
The first was legitimate work. He’d lucked his way into a ripe property just outside of
Middleburg that he was dangling in front of three, maybe even four, possible
investors from the D.C. area. His first meeting was later in the afternoon and
that’s why the Abilonis arrived at the Continental shortly after noon. Lou just
needed to check-in and drop off all his luggage, Cookie included.
His second big reason
was waiting at the bar across the street.
The
Belle of Germ Warfare
Belle Blackberry’s itinerary for
the afternoon, like Lou’s, was tight. She needed to get this dingleberry clerk
to switch her rooms, and then she needed to catch a cab down to Pennsylvania
Avenue. Like Cookie, her thoughts were on Pennsylvania Avenue’s most important
resident. The difference was that Belle had no interest in pictures or
sweatshirts. Behind Belle the aging couple argued, and she focused all her
mental energy on the skinny little termite of a man standing behind the desk.
“The room reeks of cigar smoke.”
“That’s impossible, mam. That room
has been smoke-free forever, and we take great pride in cleaning the rooms and
preparing fresh linens daily.”
“Well, pride comes before the fall,
and this hotel’s online ratings are falling precipitously each second I stand
here.”
The man behind the desk, a neurotic
thirty-something with an overbite and scoliosis, was named Leonard, and this
gorgeous blonde intimidated him.
“Let me check the computer,”
Leonard offered. He was stingy about room changes. The Continental was a
popular, but dated, destination hotel, and with numerous special requests, the
slightest room change could send his entire system into hysterics. The other
desk clerks just made switches without any regard for the precision of his
system. “I have a double on the ninth floor, but you don’t need two beds.”
“That’s fine.”
“But there’s only one of you,”
Leonard had a fierce sense of symmetry and the notion of one person staying in
a double made his left eyelid twitch. He sighed and started counting in his
head. That’s what his therapist said to do. It was stupid.
Minutes later, Belle Blackberry was
alone in her room with the curtains open. The American capital with all its
brilliant devotion to white shrines honoring white men appeared just below the
horizon. On one bed was her overnight bag. Standing beside the other bed, she
opened her briefcase. Inside were three vials that appeared empty, but
definitely were not, resting on a bed of foam.
The briefcase was a present from
her mother when Belle earned her PhD in microbiology. Her dreams then were to
study germs and find disease cures, but just as this country was currently
perverted by a false ideology, Belle Blackberry’s professional career became corrupted
into creating germs – very resilient and active airborne germs. She lifted one
of the vials.
“This one is for you, Mr.
President.”
Everybody,
Wayne Chung
His given name was Wayne Chung. No
kidding. His Chinese parents were so eager to blend into their Omaha, Nebraska
neighborhood that they gave their son an American first name. He spent his high
school years going to parties that started with his schoolmates shouting
“Everybody Wayne Chung tonight!” The joke spilled over to the hallways and when
he graduated somebody rigged the sound system to play the song when he received
his diploma. As the rolled-up paper slipped into his hand, he never believed
more that his destiny was to kill people. The prankster responsible for the
graduation humiliation would have been a good start, but he never found out who
did it, and two years later, he moved away from Omaha and his parents with the
stated intentions of becoming an engineer. He real objective was to become an
assassin, just like in his favorite video games.
Soon his objective would be
achieved. The pistol holstered under his jacket rubbed against his ribs, the
silencer was in the pocket of his khakis. Above him a baseball game blared on a
big screen and a Jack and Coke warmed in front of him. He shouldn’t drink
anything until it was over, but his nerves were snapping all his synapses with
little jolts of electricity. He needed to calm himself somehow. A pear-shaped
white man in a blue suit dropped onto the stool next to him.
“Are you Lee Greenwood?” The man
asked.
“Yes,” Wayne replied.
The man pushed an envelope over. Wayne
opened it, counted the bills and then pulled out the picture of the woman and a
hotel keycard with 910 scribbled in pen on top.
“This her?”
“Yes, my wife…”
“I don’t want to know more. Where
is she?”
“Across the street, we just checked
into the Continental. Room 912. I am heading across the city for a meeting, and
she’ll probably leave in the next hour or so.”
“How do you know she’ll leave?”
“Because I told her not too.”
Wayne sipped on his drink, put the
photo of the woman into the inside pocket of his jacket, and stood up.
“Hey, you’re kind of little for
this kind of thing, aren’t you?” The man asked. Wayne stood only a hair over
five feet and weighed about one hundred and ten pounds. He flashed the holster
at the man.
“It’s all about the size of the
gun.” Wayne made to leave, but stopped. “Why not just divorce her?”
“Shit, I got some big things going
down, and I’m not giving half of it away.”
Oreos
and Climate Change
“He’s
screwing some broad at his office.” This woman, who was either named Cookie or
had offered Belle one of the Oreos she pulled from a sandwich bag extracted
from her monstrous purple purse, or perhaps both, said.
“Who?”
“My husband. He thinks he’s sneaky, but he’s an idiot.”
“Oh.”
“You sure you don’t want an Oreo? They are my guilty pleasure. I’ve
baked millions of cookies, but sometimes these things just hit the spot.
Something Lou never really could do, eh.” Cookie elbowed Belle for extra
emphasis as the cab stopped. The columns of the White House appeared to their
right.
Somehow Cookie had infiltrated Belle’s reconnaissance trip to the
White House in one shared elevator ride from the ninth floor to the hotel
lobby.
“No thanks.”
“So, you love the President, too?”
“No, I think he’s destroying the earth.”
Cookie bit into her last Oreo, chewing slowly.
“Oh, so you’re one of those liberals?”
“No, I’m a scientist. I’ve seen the evidence, and if something is not
done, the world will end.”
Cookie kept chewing, but the conversation was basically over.
On
the Target’s Trail
Wayne followed the two women all afternoon to get to know his target.
His plan for the execution was already in place.
Revelations
Lou’s afternoon meeting was a disaster as the investor clearly didn’t
care about a property way over in Middleburg. His mother always warned him
about seeking greener pastures, and the realization of this lesson was causing
his ulcer to flare up. He wasn’t going to hit it big after all, he knew it
without even talking to the other potential investors. After downing half a
bottle of Pepto he purchased at a Walgreens, Lou spent the cab ride back to the
hotel staring at a picture from his wallet of Cookie holding their two infant
sons from twenty-some years earlier.
“My God, what have I done?”
You can imagine his surprise and relief when he entered his room to
find his wife very much alive. For the first time in his life he was glad to have
been swindled out of ten grand.
Before he knew it, they were making love like teenagers. When they
finished, they ordered room service, watched half a movie, shockingly made love
again, and then fell completely asleep. Lou never gave a second thought about
the door to the adjoining room that he unlocked earlier.
Revelations
II
“So, all you have to do is go through
that door and do it?” Belle knelt on her knees on the mattress beside him.
“Yep. I decided to do them both and
make it look like a murder suicide. I even bought the gun with a fake ID with
his name. He’s the only one that can connect me to them.”
“When?”
“In the middle of the night
sometime and then leave in the morning before the staff finds them.”
He placed the gun back in the
drawer and removed the glove. Never in his life did he think he’d be in a bed
with a woman so beautiful without having to pay her. It didn’t even enter his
mind that it was a mistake to tell her any of this.
“Are you going to go through with
it?” She bit her lip, wrinkling her brows in an expression he couldn’t exactly
read.
He shrugged.
“They aren’t really alive anyways.
They are just robots programmed to simulate living. They love each other, but
they don’t remember why. They love their children, but they don’t show it. They
love America because they are supposed to. But killing them is something I can’t
go back on, you know. Up until tonight, I’ve never had anything I cared about
losing. Then I met you…”
He thought she blushed, but before
he could continue she straddled him. He hardened and she guided him inside her
again.
“You told me your secret,” she
said, then moaned slightly as she rocked slowly up and down. “Before you say
anymore, let me tell you mine. I think you’ll like it.”
Checking
Out
The
chaos inflicting his precious room assignment system kept Leonard awake all
night. At sunrise, he gave up his futile attempt at sleep and left his tiny
apartment to relieve the overnight clerk. Might as well get an early start to
achieve perfection for the upcoming night at the Continental.
When the tall blonde who started
all his problems stepped off the elevator holding hands with a short Asian
fellow that looked vaguely familiar, Leonard felt some relief. Even though the
official paperwork would be wrong in saying that she stayed alone in a double
room on the ninth floor, he knew two people actually occupied the room.
Symmetry, he thought, maybe enough symmetry to keep everything from crashing
down. He was wrong.
The couple got a cab together just
outside the lobby door, the woman clutched a briefcase, placing it across her
lap as the car door closed.
Leonard never thought about the two
when they found the mess in 912. When people started getting sick at the White
House, any investigation concerning the Abilonis took a back seat, and by
summer, Leonard and most of the Eastern seaboard had much bigger things to
worry about than a balanced room ledger at the Continental.